at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
the raccoons are back...
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