On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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