Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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