I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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