this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
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