haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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