Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Randomize
