we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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