yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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