This girl is more easily done than said...
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
my being single is dangerous.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
