i think my mom watched the whole time
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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