Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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