he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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