she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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