the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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