"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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