I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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