return my video game
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Randomize
