I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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