My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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