I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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