I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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