Your tits are I can't wait for
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
it was like eating out sand paper
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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