i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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