I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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