im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I think I am morally bankrupt
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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