Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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