How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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