Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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