shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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