big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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