If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
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