im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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