I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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