I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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