i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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