A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Randomize
