guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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