Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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