it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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