i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You almost got us killed.
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So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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