We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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