you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Randomize
