Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I need a burrito and a hug.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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