Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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