Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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