Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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