I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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