Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I think people are normalizing furries
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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