It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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