Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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