My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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