I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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