real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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