Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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