I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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